San Francisco

Fantastic Vacation!

Fisherman's Wharf, Chinatown, Bay Bridge, Wicked... there is just too much to put into one post. I'll say three things: 12 hours is a long drive, I hate Nevada, and stand by flights are not an option nowadays.

I'm gonna let the pictures speak for themselves:



I love pictures. There is video too but that will just have to wait.

In the mean time, I am in the mood to answer a bunch of stupid questions about myself. So here goes:

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Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Yes.

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
Gone on a date with? Probably like... 8 years. Dated for a period of time? I think it was 2 years.

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yeah, and it probably totally owned your car wreck.

Were you popular in high school?
Not to my memory, but that's ok, because I am now the definition of awesome, and high school can suck it.

Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yeah. Some good some bad, but the anxiety attack beforehand generally puts me in a state of wanting to avoid them.

Are looks important?
Heck yes. Not ashamed of that. No, I'm not what you would consider shallow, but if you want to be with an up-kept and attractive girl, then be an up-kept and attractive guy. That's fair. The end.

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yes - or nearly 10 years now. I don't see many of them often anymore though.

By what age would you like to be married?
Um... I'll say somewhere from 25-27 I think.

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
Depends on if they are proud of that fact, or trying to turn their life around.

Have you ever made a mistake?
Absolutely not.

Are you a good tipper?
I give excellent tips. Like this one: Neck beard? Bad idea.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
Haircut itself? Not more than $30 usually. But styling, and washing, and then leaving with some new shampoo, conditioner, mousse, and other such hair dealies? $75 I think.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, but never one for whom I actually was a student.

Have you ever peed in public?
... Public restrooms? Yes. But I am classy and also not a dude, so nothing other than that.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
Probably some sort of HooDoo reincarnation chant.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
I am a very happy person. I tell this to my parents all the time. I think it actually annoys them.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I would demand a chance to taste every exotic dish there ever was, and wouldn't continue onward with the scheduled events until this task was completed.

Beatles or Stones?
Beatles!

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Hmmmm... Satan.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
I like Mountain Dew.

Do you have any phobias?
Terrified of heights, can't handle them. Start screaming and stuff. I hear it is quite funny, but I am usually too distracted during such events to tell you for sure.

What are your plans for the future?
Be awesome. Every day. That should be easy. The rest will come as it comes.

Do you walk around the house naked?
Not completely naked, no.

If you were an animal what would you be?
Red-tailed fox. Multiple people have told me this.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Something that could naturally grow on a human being. That's really my only request.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I don't know if I'd be able to handle either of those, but if I had to choose, I would choose deafness.

Do you have any special talents?
My abilities are wide and ranging, very intimidating to all in my presence, and never ceasing to amaze.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Drop my junk and seek food.

Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy. Don't like horror.

Are you missing anyone?
Lets see... Jim, Jackie, Hannah, George, Pinkie, Brain... nope the gang's all here.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I choose a life of abstinence before other women, sorry ladies.

Where do you want to live when you are old?
Zion, and then I'll be twinkled, and live forever.

Who is the person you can count on the most?
The person in the mirror and her Brother.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
I like Ryan Reynolds.

What did you dream last night?
I don't remember.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Curling :) ...I don't really follow sports much. Probably basketball.

Are you named after anyone?
No. I'm the type of person that other people get named after.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I still like Mountain Dew. Cherry Coke too.

Non alcoholic drink?
Milk is the freakin shiznit.

Have you ever been in love?
Probably.

Do you sing in the shower?
Top of my lungs, much to the delight of my pretend audience.

Have you ever been arrested?
Never even pulled over, because I have a very innocent face. (Bwahaha.)

What is your favorite Holiday?
Is it too generic to say Christmas? I don't care. Christmas is the bestist.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Not if it wasn't something totally needed - like reconstructive or deformed or something.

Have you ever caught a fish?
Yes, once in a pond, and then a few times when I've had to clean their tank.