That title deserves an adorable picture of a cow.
Anywhoo... this post is mostly for the benefits of those who read blogs via Google Reader or similar. There will no longer be updates from this blog, but you can expect to hear from me at my new URL:
By the way, I care for you very deeply and hope you do not abandon me. I know we've had some rough times, but I promise to make it up to you via some awesome new blogging ideas I've had brewing for a while.